THE CULTURE PAGES.

looking back

As i was walking home today i was relishing in the hope for the day and all that i had planned. One thought fell through the next one and i remembered how happy i was three years ago. Not happy in terms of myself or my parents( I was going through the regular, unoriginal teenage angst shit), but it was the last time i’d be in a relationship and i’d feel the closest to being fulfilled i could be with another. Now - relationships do not do that for me at all. First of all I don’t even indulge in them, i dilly dally in mock relationships.

My only big breakup was on my eighteen birthday. I had been with him for a year and a half (a record i still have yet to break) and he was the illest partner in crime i could have had. He was a weirdo (yes, weirder than me) and i’d say pretty handsome (some people thought we were brothers and sisters…creepay). We started our days early and hung out for the whole of them. He helped me to get to try and understand myself and he inspired me to express myself and create art and read stellar books, he also understood my adoration for folk/indie music and sung along with me. We were just a couple of outcast teenage mallrats who when we weren’t creating mayhem against mall cops liked to stay in floral sheeted beds while smoking and sexing (yes, simultaneously). He never made me feel ashamed or silly for thinking the things i do or wanting to be a full fledged creep, instead he participated in the foolery. He just made everything fresh and original and I loved his ways. He may have been too far out there sometimes but that’s what we did. I’ll never forget the day he came to pick me up from school and brought me a pineapple as a gift. :) I doubt anyone has understood me to the extent that he did. He took my world and rumpled the days with love and creativity and adventure and fanta flavored clouds.

He was outrageous and I just a young lass down for the cause. We melted into each other. It was more than lovely.

no, you can't stay mad at the setting sun

i mean eventually

we all get tired

there’s nothing left

to do

but sleep.

personally,

i think that they should have gotten ellen page to play joan jett than that half baked asshole kristen stewart.

this inertia keeps me going.

Poppa

monaislike:

Me: they’re saying diet sodas are causing serious kidney damage. Time to cut down on that Diet Coke!
Dad: Time for tequila.

21 things you probably didn’t know about the human body

mlamariana:

longlivethequeen:

yerawizardharry:

1. Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream.

2. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg.

3. The smallest is the male sperm.

4. You use 200 muscles to take one step.

5. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.

6. Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.

7. A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.

8. A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

9. The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.

10. The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.

11. It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

12. The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.

13. Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

14. At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.

15. There is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

16. Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.

17. The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.

18. Your teeth start developing (in your gums) 6 months before you are born.

19. When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.

20. Blonds have more hair than dark-haired people.

21. Your thumb is the same length as your nose.

(via nohopenoharm)

wear pantyhose

and just don’t give a fuck.